Category Archive: Celebrity

Apr 06

George Lucas just killed your sister and raped your mother.

Not really, but close enough.  I can’t quite summon the strength to say anything about this myself, I will let the story speak for itself: Yes, George Lucas is really going there. In the latest attempt to wring every possible cent out of Star Wars, the head Jedi has announced plans to spin off an …

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Mar 26

Sandra Bullock’s scandelous husband Jesse James can’t possibly give me any more douche chills, can he?

As most people know by now [wikipedia]Sandra Bullock’s[/wikipedia] husband, bike-builder Jesse James, has pretty much pulled a ‘Tiger’ on her (Thanks, Urbandictionary =D).  A slowly expanding stream of mistresses is out of the woodwork, we appear to be up to number 3 or 4 or something like that, who can count at this point. I …

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Mar 26

This could be the next ‘James Bond’ flick: Columbian Model becomes drug queenpin

CNN has a big story on a former Colombian beauty queen who is now on the run as international authorities have begun rounding up her co-conspirators in an alleged drug ring with cartel ties.  I tell you this kind of stuff is right out of James Bond, but I doubt this girl is going to …

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Mar 17

Jermajesty?!?!?

I had never heard this before, but apparently [wikipedia]Jermaine Jackson[/wikipedia], brother of deceased king of pop [wikipedia]Michael Jackson[/wikipedia], felt the need to give his children absolutely insane names.  In comparison Michael’s children’s names seem relatively sane. Jermaine has eight children from four different women.  The last 3 having strange names, with the youngest being named …

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Mar 14

A nice story of corporate responsibility

The music, film and entertainment news website ContactMusic.com has a story that Corey Haim’s mother has no money to pay for the former child star’s funeral. It turns out, as is being reported on PerezHilton.com that a company called Startifacts has offered Haim’s family $20,000, all from proceeds of Corey Haim memorabilia auctions! While the …

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